All over the webs, companies large and small are doing their bit to entertain you with ‘japes’ and ‘gags’ and ‘ASCII videos’ (which to be fair, is quite cool).
We thought about doing something similar, but then realised that unless it was a really huge announcement, you, lovely reader, would see straight through our ploy.
We’re not making a really huge announcement today.
Instead, here’s a picture of yours truly, with a Denki tattoo:
Worst. April Fools’ thing. Ever.